See? Also, some of the players seemed a little squished:But wait! Baseball cards aren't meant for kids anymore. What a confusing world.
But it's not easy to run on a blue carpet, ok? We actually kind of liked the die-cut (FULL DISCLOSURE: some of us aren't EVEN 9 yet). Yes, we wondered about the whole x business, but not that much. Perhaps because we are XX and most of the outraged are XY. They were probably using X as a placeholder name and when it accidentally went to press the executives said, aw let it go. Whatevah. Let's go carve up some multi-colored bits and big hunks o' bat and get extremely, extremely wealthy athletes to charge inordinately just for signing the cards, then we can get $300 per box and people will like that whole experience!