2.22.2009

Collective noun department: folding chairs.

To the battle of the folding chairs and attack of the folding chairs part one, we add

herewith

the

frenzy* of folding chairs.

* A flock of geese. A bellowing of bullfinches. A school of fish. A brood of hens. A bevy of quails. An exaltation of larks. A colony of gulls. A squabble of seagulls. A pandemonium of parrots. A covey of cards. A frenzy of folding chairs.


6 comments:

night owl said...

A murder of crows
A rookery of penguins
A rhumba of rattlesnakes
A convocation of eagles
An implausibility of gnus
An ambush of tigers
A sleuth of bears

... and a frenzy of folding chairs

(Full disclosure: I looked up some of these).

capewood said...

An opinion of bloggers
A convention of card collectors
A rip-off of sticker autos
A stitchery of jersey relics
A belfry of bat relics

I'm out of ideas

tastelikedirt said...

There should be a Frank Francisco folding chair card to commemerate the time he threw a folding chair into the stands in Oakland at fans who were heckling him in the bullpen.

dinged corners said...

You are inspiring us.

A cavalcade of card collectors
A bivouac of bloggers
A passel of parallels

JoshSamBob said...

Could be worse - I've only gotten maybe 25 gold cards from 09 topps, and two of them are George Sherrill.

Yeccchhh.

mmosley said...

A BIG OLE BAG-O-BIG-WORDS!