10 I did it! I did it! Oh wait, it's only the fourth inning.
9 If this doesn't get Kate Hudson to notice me, nothing will.
8 Too bad I'm not on my own fantasy team.
7 I'm leaving after the 7th inning to beat traffic.
6 My brother-in-law bowled a perfect game.
5 Josh Fields and DeWayne Wise: "We're going to Disney World!" MB: "And I'm running for Governor of Alaska."
4 Did I remember to Tivo 'So You Think You Can Dance'?
3 Should I shave my back?
2 Sunflower seed lodged in windpipe...get help....
1 Maybe I'll give up a hit so I don't have to appear on Letterman.