Ok, so we don't drink much. Variations/additions welcome in comments. If we stick together, we can endure this.
Obama says "let me be clear"
Flip one Barry Zito card into envelope marked "Dinged Corners"
Obama says "yes we will"
Put two Chipper Jones (or Babe Ruth) cards in mail to dayf
Obama says "make no mistake"
Chew some old baseball card bubblegum
Obama says, "Let me be clear, yes we will, make no mistake"
Chew a minimum of three pieces of bubblegum and post a picture of yourself doing so
Joe Wilson yells something
Very well, consider taking a drink
Obama yells back
Oh, just finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs" more than five times
Update your resume, but date it 2013
Obama says "health care"
If you got a paper cut when placing that Zito card in the Dinged Corners envelope, just remember you are SOL
Obama says "health care" more than three times
Mail David Plouffe a baseball card of Curt Schilling
Nancy Pelosi looks vacant and blinks
2010 Mets cards into the Dinged Corners envelope, one per blink
Obama mentions Bo the Dog
Place a baseball card into your dog's water bowl
Joe Biden falls asleep
Send Dinged Corners a gift certificate to Blowout Cards; if Biden laughs inappropriately at some point, send us two gift certificates
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
If you haven't choked on your drink, arrange to send a truckload of common baseball cards to dump on the Capitol steps
Obama says what a great idea the bailouts were for the economy
Run outside and use your brightest chrome refractors to reflect the sun and try to take out all the satellites so you no longer have to feel cynical about broadcasts such as these
Obama invites the world over for a beer on the White House lawn
Accept. Americans can be crabby, but are ever hopeful
So. Any other ideas?
I am being bombarded
8 hours ago