Because Fred will hit bureacrats in the head with his bat. In a nice way.
Defiantly upbeat, Darryl will appear on a shiny, bat bit off-center card that has this back:
Hoyt will be serene. There is little to like about this card, which was apparently designed by somone who had temporarily been laid off from a job designing parking lots. But we love the name Hoyt, and we love that little bit of blue stripe scrunched up into the top left corner of the jersey bit space, yearning to breathe free.
Baseball cards with pictures of more than two players, through the ages, excel. This is a factoid.
We have mixed feelings about Mike, but the point here is, what's going on in the upper right hand corner? Stare at that for a while and it actually brings your blood pressure down; medically proven. Mysterious.
We love love love the Legendary Cuts relic cards. And the old uniforms. And the chaws.
Go ahead, make his day.
Relic cards of HOF players go for relatively little on eBay. We don't understand this, but like it.
Ah, well there. We feel better.