#4) The text on the back capitalizes the word "Hits" AND refers to a season in terms of military or political actions: as in "the 1978 campaign."
#3) The signature on the front is presented just as swoopily as the team name flag.
#2) The card does not misspell the player's name: LL, TT, DD and one X.
#1) The photo on the front appears to include a drain, through which everyone and everything on the field may disappear at any moment if the plug is pulled.
Thank you, jacobmrley, for a wonderful card.